Rough night lastnight!
I was in bed by 10:30 watching Match of the Day. I really need to slow down, I'll do myself an injury if I carry on doing all these exciting things all the time!
Two things happened today:
1) I Woke up and it had snowed.
2) I woke up and my car had a puncture.
Snow's obviously good, Punctures however suck more than Jenna Jameson, and changing a tyre in the snow sucks a whole lot more. If you've ever lied on your back in the snow for a long time (as Jenna Jameson often does) you'll know it's not the best thing to do (But at least she gets paid for it).
Another thing about today, which you should take note of, is that it's my birthday in exactly 1 month. So make sure you buy your presents early and make sure you spend £50 or more otherwise I won't be your friend. Finally, if you try buying me a joint present for my birthday and christmas, you'll wake up with your balls in your mouth (detatched).
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