Ever had a day where you feel like you've accomplished absolutly nothing?
Well I had one today and I have to say it was fantastic.
For the last 4 days I've been spending most of my time writing possibly the least interesting essay ever known to mankind: 'The Significance of the 1848 Revolution on the development of Modern Germany'.
WOOHOO! erm... well not really, it has driven me to levels of boredom which I thought only existed in ancient myth and at star trek conventions. Some time during yesterday afternoon's bore-fest I spent a good half hour putting super glue on my finger and watching it dry, and then peeling it off. I even drew up mental plans for a new shelf to house my never-ending DVD collection. I hope that this information is really emphasising the fact that I've been BORED. Nobody ever does DIY when they have better things to do!
I even cooked (although I don't know if you can count egg and beans as cooking.) Just One piece of advice for everyone: Never cook foods that spatter when you're only wearing your underwear, it's painful and unpleasant and there's always the possibility that you might end up frying something else... Something that only John Barrowman would eat.
While I'm on the topic of matters below the belt, I had a crisis this morning when I was getting dressed. There was no underwear left in my drawer. What would you do in that situation?
would you:
a) Go without
b) fashion some makeshift boxers from old newspapers
c) Wear yesterday's pair inside out
d) Borrow a pair of your brothers spiderman y-fronts
or
e) Go back to bed and forget about clothes for the day altogether?
Let me know what you'd do. (if you pick D, I'm ringing the police)
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Before I write my answer, please do not call the police...
I would choose D, purely because it's the least disgusting of all of them (although I'm assuming they would be fairly small and tight, but that problem would be minor compared to the difficulties raised in the other options). However, depending on what I had planned for the day, E would also be considered.
Well, I have to tell you, E was fun. I love being a student!
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