An Epic Tale Part 3: Calm Before the Storm

After many months of training (Which if this was a film would probably involve some kind of triumphant montage) Bill and the Rubber Fist started their assault on the Diet Coke headquarters.

Bill had spent a year’s wages on super-hero costumes, gadgets and the plane tickets to America, but he knew that it would all be worth it if he could take his revenge.
It was raining in Atlanta. The heroes were tired, and the colours in their costumes had begun to run. They stood outside the gates of the coca-cola company looking determined. Tomorrow they would launch their attack on Diet Coke (Once their costumes had dried).

Bill woke up with the rubber fist sprawled across his side of the bed in a pool of his own saliva, well, what he hoped was saliva. They’d been drinking and things had got kind of weird, but that’s a story for another day.