Ever had a day where you feel like you've accomplished absolutly nothing?
Well I had one today and I have to say it was fantastic.
For the last 4 days I've been spending most of my time writing possibly the least interesting essay ever known to mankind: 'The Significance of the 1848 Revolution on the development of Modern Germany'.
WOOHOO! erm... well not really, it has driven me to levels of boredom which I thought only existed in ancient myth and at star trek conventions. Some time during yesterday afternoon's bore-fest I spent a good half hour putting super glue on my finger and watching it dry, and then peeling it off. I even drew up mental plans for a new shelf to house my never-ending DVD collection. I hope that this information is really emphasising the fact that I've been BORED. Nobody ever does DIY when they have better things to do!
I even cooked (although I don't know if you can count egg and beans as cooking.) Just One piece of advice for everyone: Never cook foods that spatter when you're only wearing your underwear, it's painful and unpleasant and there's always the possibility that you might end up frying something else... Something that only John Barrowman would eat.
While I'm on the topic of matters below the belt, I had a crisis this morning when I was getting dressed. There was no underwear left in my drawer. What would you do in that situation?
would you:
a) Go without
b) fashion some makeshift boxers from old newspapers
c) Wear yesterday's pair inside out
d) Borrow a pair of your brothers spiderman y-fronts
or
e) Go back to bed and forget about clothes for the day altogether?
Let me know what you'd do. (if you pick D, I'm ringing the police)
Friday 16 January 2009
Sunday 4 January 2009
An Apology
Dear Blog Fan,
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to you about the lack of blogness recently. I'm sure if you'd have been that bothered you'd have complained. So I'll just get down to it shall I?
About a week before Christmas my family all got Leprosy, including me. It was horrible and subsequently ruined my birthday. Instead of going to bed at 4am after drinking copious amounts of alcohol as I'd planned, I was in bed by 9pm after drinking copious amounts of Lemsip, which incidentally tastes like it's been through a gerbil's digestive system.
Christmas was average, as always. It's the same thing every year, and it's always on the same day! How boring! My favourite present was obviously my brand new slinky. Screw all the new clothes and DVDs and the rest of the expensive stuff. Slinky's where it's at!
After a week's solid slinky play, 2008 was over. It wasn’t a great year for a lot of reasons. The main reason being that I saw Callie Gower 6 times. And we all know that once a decade is quite enough. So let’s all hope that 2009 is a good, fun, Callie-free year!
Shalom to You.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to you about the lack of blogness recently. I'm sure if you'd have been that bothered you'd have complained. So I'll just get down to it shall I?
About a week before Christmas my family all got Leprosy, including me. It was horrible and subsequently ruined my birthday. Instead of going to bed at 4am after drinking copious amounts of alcohol as I'd planned, I was in bed by 9pm after drinking copious amounts of Lemsip, which incidentally tastes like it's been through a gerbil's digestive system.
Christmas was average, as always. It's the same thing every year, and it's always on the same day! How boring! My favourite present was obviously my brand new slinky. Screw all the new clothes and DVDs and the rest of the expensive stuff. Slinky's where it's at!
After a week's solid slinky play, 2008 was over. It wasn’t a great year for a lot of reasons. The main reason being that I saw Callie Gower 6 times. And we all know that once a decade is quite enough. So let’s all hope that 2009 is a good, fun, Callie-free year!
Shalom to You.
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