Wednesday, 26 November 2008

A Cup of Tea Makes Everything Better

It does, it's true!

But just to be certain I had a load of biscuits and mince pies too, and of course no night in would be complete without Family Guy and some classic AC/DC. I was expecting a really sh*t day today, but it was pretty good. Don't you love it when that happens?

I was starting to have Blog withdrawal symptoms, but I honestly had nothing to talk about. This week's been about as interesting as sautéed potatoes. But I’m gonna try.

They’re apparently going to start charging people to throw away their waste. I don’t see how people can complain so much though. It’s really simple to recycle. Look at Bransholme for example; 96% of houses there are made out of old yoghurt pots, banana peels and their unwanted children (Which is a lot, they breed like rabbits and usually with their cousins). So, people of Britain, live the way of the Bransholmers! Wear your cap peak high! Drink only the highest class of special brew! And live in a house made from only the best polystyrene!

Oh how I love to be un-PC!

I’ve been told by Al B that I should write a short story, so I’m going to do exactly that. But not now, Now I’m going to Bed. Well, when I finish this sentence I will. Wait, this one. No, this one! Or will it be this one? I could go on all night.

THIS ONE!

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