12 Hours later and my verbs are still sat here on my desk not being learned. Which means that this afternoon will be a massive cramming session, trying to get as much in as I can (Just not in the way that Jonny C does, the gay little terrier).
I really need motivating, but there are too many better things to be doing; Facebook, Watching TV, going back to bed, drinking copious amounts of sugary Tea to name a few. It's just impossible!
I even got so bored that I was reading my sister's 'Cosmo' this morning, apparently that's what all the kids call Cosmoplitan... Anyway, half the pages are adverts, none of which are about cars or naked ladies so it was pretty god damn boring. The sex pages however are hilarious! Such classic tales as "I was sacked for having sex on the office stairs" and "I wouldn't have done it sober" are an inspiring insight into the lives of overweight, middle-aged housewives who like to throw it about a bit. Who doesn't like reading about what Gladice from marketing did with Martin from management on the photocopier at the last christmas party? Well... Me actually.
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